I have lived alone for many years and am beginning to feel its time for me to find someone to have fun with, someone to talk to, someone to flirt with. I've tried the social networking things - I've only met total duds and perverts.

I'm serious...the men say things in writing (I'd hate to hear them in person) that absoultely curl my toes...like hearing fingernails down a chalk board...its gross. One guy told me he liked "hind ends" and he liked to kiss and lick. Uhhhh...you don't even know me - how can you talk to me like that.

Even the dude who was about to turn SEVENTY SIX...he still had sex on his mind. He wanted to know what was under my shirt and panties and he wanted to get naked with me and stroke my body. Uhhhhh...YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. Well, I guess there is something to be said for a 76 year old still having a sex drive...at least I know it is possible.

I have been talking on the phone with this gent who a co-worker is trying to "set me up" with. Problem is he works all the time. He loves his work and he can't wait to get there every single day. He works so much he doesn't have time for a social life. Is this the kind of man I want in my life? Wasn't I once married to a man that was married to his job? Still there is something intriguing about this man - ...

He's going to be 64 in July - so he's a cancer. Mixed reviews about my sign and a Cancer. Of course Leos are supposed to be perfect for me - I was married to a Leo - spending an hour with him was like spending an hour with a wet mop.

More later.

Dating at 62

I'm on the prowl...I'm looking for that special someone. When I was younger I wondered if when people get to be 62 are they still interested in sex or in being with someone new? I know the answer...YES!!!

Now, when I was in my late teens and early 20's I was a sex maniac - I couldn't seem to get enough sex. One night stands - who cared? I sure didn't and I had plenty of them. I guess I thought sex was the way to land a man...it never worked but I sure had fun and saw plenty of penises along the way.

I'm embarassed to admit - all those sex partners and I only had maybe 3 orgasms. I'm serious. I was with men who had HUGE penises and men who had average penises but few could pleasure me...I'm sure they were not really trying - they were out for pleasure to themselves...but that's another story.

At 23 days shy of being 62 I find I do have a sex drive but I'm not willing to "give it up" to just anyone and I'm also not willing to hop right in the sack with anyone. I want to go through all the motions of falling in love...I want to be wooed, courted and all that jazz.

I did meet someone a couple of weeks ago on a social networking site called Craigslist...a free site for dating. This man was adorable but he was too old. He's about to turn 76 years old -or that's what he said. I'm pretty sure he was closer to being 80...or that's how he looked. Problem was he has this gross cough and something came flying out of his mouth one day at lunch while he was coughing and it wasn't food. Oh, that's right, he also has false teeth. Uhhhh...gross.

Please someone come along that isn't sick, isn't gross (the 75 year old sent me an email telling me he wanted to get naked with me - oh no! Please no! ewww ewwww ewwww), and is just a regular guy who will love me for who I am and not rush me to have sex, sex, sex!!!